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HIGH SILLINESS IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
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Volume 86 May 17, 2020
AN EXPLANATION OF 'WHAT A FAUCI IS'
The presence of the bane that
is Dr. Anthony Fauci has spawned new words in our lexicon.
1. Fauci noun “A liar or deceiver. One who uses personal
credentials to support lies or deception.”
Also noun 2 “A lie or deception.”
2. Fauch [fouch] verb “To lie or deceive. To use personal credentials to support lies
or deception.” Also noun 3 “Slang
for fauchi.”
3. Fauchic [fouchik] adjective “Having the characteristics of a lie or
deception.”
4. Fauchily [fouchly] adverb “Descriptive of how one lies or deceives.”
5. Fauchification [fouchufikashn] noun “The process of creating or crafting a lie.”
Examples of use:
1. “You are such a fauchi. I can’t believe a word you say!”
“Honesty is the best policy. Don’t be a fauchi.”
1a. “I cannot tell a fauch, I did chop down the
cherry tree.”
“A pathological fauch, she was incapable of
telling the truth.”
2. “Relying on his good reputation the boy continued to fauch,
not admitting guilt.”
“How many times must he fauch before
he realizes that nobody believes him?”
3. “The fauchic
manner in which he told his story showed him to be a fraud and a liar.”
“Claims that mineral oil cures Cancer are
purely fauchic in nature.”
4. “His
lies were fauchily presented, but to no avail.”
“Nancy Pelosi’s unsustainable arguments were
fauchily presented.”
“Her fabrications, faucifications, and other
means to defraud finally caught up with
her.”
NOW WE UNDERSTAND. I'M MAX, AND THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT!
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