LIES, DAMN LIES, AND TELEVISION ADVERTISING!

FLYING OFF THE SHELVES … LIMITED QUANTITIES

These and other hyperbolic statements insult the normal mind.

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When you watch television these days, hyperbole is the rule rather than the exception.  When I hear that a product will pay for itself I am tempted to buy it, lay it on the counter, and wait for it to pay for itself.  How about flying off the shelves.  The only time I ever saw products fly off the shelves was in an earthquake.

These people treat us like we’re just plain stupid.  Maybe we are … at least, maybe you are.

I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!

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