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HIGH SILLINESS IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
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Volume 17 August
23, 2019
A BOVINE ENCOUNTER
By Max Allen
While eating with friends in
a local Burger King one of them noticed a Suburban with a doggie bed, Chihuahua included, on the dashboard. As the woman pulled out of the drive-through,
huge sack of food in hand, doggie on the dash, and phone in her ear, I had to
snap a few pictures.
Soon over 300 pounds of unhappy
heifer hovered over my table trying to look threatening, asked if ‘we’
had a problem.
Unaffected by her bovine
bravado I replied, “No, but it looks like you have a problem.” Knowing she was wrong and that I care not for
the moos of her discontent, she trotted off.
This is ‘distracted
driving’, balancing dog, burger, and phone while shoe-horned behind the
wheel of one of the few cars big enough to haul her barnyard butt. "Git along little doggie."
I’m Max, and that’s the way I
see it.
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| My puppy, my food, and my phone. I'll just drive with my knees on the 'steer-ing' wheel. |
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| "Do we have a problem?" |
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| Cow on the run |
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