BEWARE THE DWELLER IN THE CELLAR!

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HIGH SILLINESS IN THE LAND OF THE FREE

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Volume 84                                 July 16, 2020

A CELLAR DWELLER ON THE LOOSE

Crazy Joe Biden

As the U.S. General Election approaches, we have a danger lurking, waiting, watching, and preparing to subvert the entire process and outcome.  The ‘Cellar Dweller’ lurks in the dark, dank corners of the cellar beneath a palatial estate where he occasionally sticks his head out, tells lies and misquotes facts, fumbles and mutters in a confused half conscious state.

The ‘Dweller’ has unparalleled support from the Major Media of the country.  Every major radio and television station is standing behind the Cellar Dweller.  Every major newspaper, blog, and social media site of consequence stands behind the Cellar Dweller and support virtually everything he says.

The Dweller has a plan for America, and that is a plan for the highway to Hell that is Socialism.  The Dweller would absorb and then destroy every major industry in the land.  The Dweller would collapse the standards of medical care through socialization of the process.  The Dweller would reduce the overall standard of living for the American people.

The Dweller, amid suffering from acute Alzheimer’s disease, in acute separation from the outside world, and a harbouring total disregard for everyone outside his own circle of acquaintances would install a horrifically communist Vice President.  Shortly after entering office the Dweller would retire, resign, or be pushed out of office by his previous backers … allowing the Totally Communist Vice President to take the reigns of this country.

A Communist President, a Communist Vice President, a Communist Congress, and a Communist Senate would surely spell doom for the country!  Get the Hell out and vote damn it!  Only you can prevent the victory of the Cellar Dwelling Joseph Biden, former Socialist Vice President of the United States.  Vote against Cellar Dwelling Joseph Biden!

I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!