THE HUMAN TORCH: YES, HE'S THE REAL THING!

 THE MAX ALLEN REPORT

Volume #07050940                            July 5, 2023

A 'REAL LIVE' HUMAN TORCH

How about the longest, fastest run while engulfed in flames?

Yep, it's really a Guinness record and it's been broken by, of all people, a fireman!  French fireman Jonathan Vero, known to friends as "the human torch," broke and therefore set two Guinness World Records while on fire and partially deprived of oxygen by the flames that engulfed him on his 298-yard dash.

Ya gotta wonder just what it is that motivates guys like this to do things like this.  But then it's nice [I guess] to have your name on the books.  The ever enticing Guinness World Record is at the end of the run.  Oh, by the way, Jon broke two records previously set by some other "human torch".

Click here for the story: https://nypost.com/2023/07/01/firefighter-jonathan-vero-smokes-guinness-world-records-for-longest-fastest-runs-while-on-fire/

This is a hot story folks, and I don't want to engulf you in fact and figures, but let this one burn in your minds just long enough to ignite a spark of imagination and pyrotechnic wonderment.

I'm Max, and that's the way I see it!