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HIGH SILLINESS IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
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Volume 39 October 18th, 2019
BIGFOOT
By Dr. Max Allen
Sasquatch, Yeti,
Bigfoot. We’ve all heard tales of the
ape/men of the wilds. From the snowy
peaks of Tibet to the boggy bayous of Louisana, such yarns have been
passed from father to son for longer than history can recall.
Let’s think about it: If
there really were creatures of this sort, wouldn’t someone have taken some
really good pictures, or better yet, sharp and convincing video by now?
It’s all well and good to say
that these ‘Bigfoots/Bigfeet’ exist. But
I, for one, have neither seen nor heard such a creature. Not me, myself, that is.
Still, this isn’t to say that
they don’t exist.
“Somebody close the door, I’m recording a segment here.”
“Hey, who’s there?” [Sound of door creaking open and a struggle] I’m …. Aargh … and that’s the
way … I see it!
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