IT'S BACK TO THE JUNGLE AS PEOPLE TATTOO!

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HIGH SILLINESS IN THE LAND OF THE FREE

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Volume 37                                   October 14, 2019

TATTOOS

Don’t you find it just a little bit disgusting?

By Max Allen

Let’s get real.  Tattoos may be okay if they’re out of sight.  A sailor’s tattoo on his chest is probably such an example.  Nobody sees it except in the shower or on the beach.

Poor bastard.  Natalie just left him.  Boo hoo forever!

What's she gonna do when she finds out Henry's cheating on her?

To have to look at someone’s tattoos is offensive.  Beyond simple ‘tattoo shock’, it’s particularly offensive to see tattoos on women.

What’s with you people?  “Tattoos are neither sexy nor are they beautiful.  No, they do not attract people of better character or higher education.  They do paint you as losers.”

If you know you'll spend the rest of your life in prison, maybe it's not so bad.

Now this is just plain gross.  This person needs to stay indoors ... forever!

I'm sure her mother must be very, very proud

Ah, the comedic tragedy of tattooing a girl’s name on your body.

[A girl can bail on you but a tattoo is forever!]  Ah, to be with the 'cool' set, the 'in' generation.  Nothing says more about you than your tattoos.  Go for it ... a horse's ass would fit well on the cheek of [yep you guessed it] another 'horse's ass'.

Got tattoos?  Do us all a favour and cover ‘em up!

I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it.