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HIGH SILLINESS IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
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Volume 38 October 16,
2019
PIERCINGS
They betray your stupidity
By Max Allen
As a kid, I was taught, “Act
normal and don’t make yourself look stupid.” That’s not taught anymore. The number of Americans with body piercings
has exploded! Folks of all ages [some
older than myself] are putting metal in their faces and other places
I’d rather not think about … Ugh!
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| It's enough to make a sane man puke! |
I won't trouble you with any more of the many gross results that mentally ill people have achieved through cutting holes and punching holes in their body. From the man who has a 2 inch hole in his right cheek [albeit surrounded by a nylon grommet] the those who feel the need to pierce their genitalia, there's a really great need for good Psychologists, Social Workers, and Counselors.
It takes a pretty sick mind and there's a bunch of 'em out there!
It’s one thing for a woman [or
a Greek Sailor] to have ears pierced.
But what in Hell is wrong with the rest of you? From thumb-sized grommets in the ear lobes
and metal anywhere imaginable, it’s a ‘back to the jungle’ epidemic!
There’s a lot of insecurity
and stupidity out there. People
with piercings prove it. If you ‘really
need’ to pierce yourself, get help!
It makes you look as stupid as you are!
I’m Max,
and that’s the way I see it.
Check out my podcasts at maxminute.podomatic.com My books at buymybooks.com
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