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HIGH SILLINESS IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
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Volume 80 March 15, 2020
PUNISH PROFITEERS
By Max Allen
Across the internet, profiteering
is going on. What is a profiteer? Dictionary.com defines it as: “a person who seeks or exacts
exorbitant profits, especially through the sale of scarce or rationed goods”.
I define a profiteer as “a ruthless and greedy
person taking advantage of others in a crisis or during critical shortages of
certain goods and/or services.”
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| Weep not for this piece of crap. He's getting his just desserts. |
I urge you to punish profiteers by refusing to buy
their products. I also encourage you to
buy from amazon.com or ebay.com whenever you can because they have taken action
against profiteering by closing merchant accounts. Like that jerk in Tennessee who
horded nearly 18,000 bottles of hand sanitizer and was asking as much as $70 a
bottle online. Amazon and eBay shut him
down. And now he’s screwed.
Remember the guy in Florida who
bought up 5,000 boxes of surgical face masks so that he could sell them at $350
per box of 50? Amazon and eBay shut him
down too. Now he’s sitting on 5,000
boxes of surgical masks and has nowhere to market them. You might say these guys, and others like
them are … “All dressed up with
nowhere to go.”
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I only hope they bought these goods with high interest credit cards.•
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| Pirate Banks back these credit cards. Pirate profiteers deserve what they get. |
Okay, so profiteers have what you want or need but their prices are way too high. The answer is simple … “Don’t buy!”
“But I need hand sanitizer.”, you say. No you don’t.
A bar of soap in a little carrying case [available at any drug store
or big box store as a ‘travel accessory’] is all you need. It takes less room in your pocket or purse
than a bottle of sanitizer! And it
weighs less too! When you’re near a
sink, lather up, dry your hands, and it away.
Now you’ve punished the profiteers by not buying their product!
The same goes for toilet paper. Fact: A piece of moistened paper towel
is more effective and infinitely more comfortable than a piece of dry toilet
paper. Moistened toilet paper falls
apart. Moistened paper towels do
not. There’s almost always a sink
nearby. Is that so hard?
Using your imagination, being creative, and just
exercising a little “common sense justice” against the profiteers you
can make America a
better place.
I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!
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