IS EARTH 'ALMOST FLAT'? MAYBE. THINK ABOUT IT!

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HIGH SILLINESS IN THE LAND OF THE FREE

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Volume 57                                 December 6, 2019

AN ‘ALMOST FLAT’ EARTH

By Max Allen

Is the Earth really round? Or is it a swollen disc, looking like the classic UFO?

An arial view of our planet affords the image of a disc which supports the ‘almost flat earth’ school of thought.  When an airplane goes from one side of the earth to the other, does it just ‘slip’ over the edge?

'Almost Flat' Earth Theory allows for two sides to the earth.  We call them hemispheres

What about gravity?  As we hurtle through space at over 700 miles per second, is that what keeps us from flying off?

It’s not a difficult theory to embrace, and may be no less valid than the ‘round earth’ theory which has been spread, without revision of any kind, for centuries.

Could anyone ever fall off the edge?  Nah.  They’d just flip over to the other side.

Hold a couple of saucers together and think about what I’ve said.

I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it.

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