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HIGH SILLINESS IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
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Volume 29 September 25,
2019
WHINERS, WUSSES, & WIMPS
By Dr. Max Allen
Men today aren’t nearly the men
their fathers, grandfathers, or even great grandfathers were. Maybe it’s testosterone, maybe it’s a failure
in genetics, or maybe today’s men are just wimps and wusses!
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| 'Real Men' simply are. |
Fighting wars, erecting
skyscrapers, and mining gold were just a few of the accomplishments of our
forebears. Today’s ‘men’ get
their hair styled at a beauty salon, not cut at the barber shot. They talk about meaningless things such as Hollywood gossip and sports.
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| The same is true, yesterday, today, and tomorrow. |
Just because you paint your
face blue and red making a complete ass of yourself as you spaz out in the
bleachers doesn’t mean you’re a man. No,
far less than a man … you’re a fan!
What more can I say to you
wusses out there? Man up! Grow a pair!
Be a man!
I’m Max, and that’s the way I
see it.
What's passing as 'men' today are the cheap
imitations of what 'real men' are. In fact, they are so inferior to the
men of our past as to justify a third gender!
This is what you get! Is this what you really want? A bunch of posers strutting their stuff when there's nothing to strut except to the other losers of their generation.
So, to those of you who are primping, posing clientele at a local beauty salon and who find the thought of breaking a fingernail to be the low point of your week ... I repeat! "Grow a pair!"
There, now it's out of my system.
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