HAIL TO AMERICA'S PRIMARY LANGUAGE; ENGLISH. HOW MUCH LONGER WILL ENGLISH 'RULE THE ROOST'?

 THE MAX ALLEN REPORT

Volume #04030830                             April 3, 2023

HAIL TO THE LANGUAGE ... ENGLISH

Our nation needs a 'national' language now more than ever.

If we're going to be overrun by illegal aliens in a tsunami of trespass, it would behove us to adopt a national language while we still can.  Already, in many parts of the United States, Spanish has supplanted English in commerce and even in our public schools.

The English Language is a thing of beauty, a marvellous work and a wonder, and should be taught, preserved, flexed, and used to its fullest.  If you illiterate mouth breathing public school graduates don't do something fairly soon it'll be too late.  Already, your English has become appalling.  Spoken grammar, vocabulary, and pronunciation among most Americans is shameful at best.

Your illiteracy is your shame!  It's America's shame!

Work on your speech, reading, and writing skills.  Oh, that's right ... Americans [by and large] don't read.  This sucks, and so do you!

I'm Max, and that's the way I see it!

P.S.  The average American adult reads less than one book every 5-7 years!  Shame on you.  Shame on you all!