Thursday, September 30, 2021

THIS 'DOG'S' A LITTLE LONG IN THE TOOTH!

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HIGH SILLINESS IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
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Volume 817                                October 1, 2021
 

‘DOG’ LOOKING FOR BRIAN LAUNDRIE

That’s one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard of.

In a desperate attempt to get back on camera and even into the news, a 68 year-old retired bounty hunter says he’s looking for Brian Laundrie.  Brian is wanted by authorities on relatively flimsy evidence of bank fraud and as a person of interest in the death of Gabby Petito.

Duane ‘Dog’ Chapman once hosted a reality television show for 8 seasons.  It looks as though ‘Dog’ got a little long in the tooth and the series was cancelled quite a few years ago!  A look at this man now has one asking what he’d do if he ever did catch up with Brian Laundrie.  Sure, Dog’s big, but he’s also old, slow, and his years are catching up to him like a hound on a rabbit.

His TV series showed that, without the cadre of youngsters surrounding him, he was really ‘all about nothing’.  So now Dog, nearing 70, says he’s out to capture 23 year-old Brian Laundrie.  With that, Brian Laundrie is in far better shape and may well be guilty of murder.  If he did kill Gabby Petito then he’s of a calibre of criminal to which Dog is unaccustomed.  If the two ever got into a scrap I’d put my money on Laundrie.  … Unless, of course, it was Dog’s posse of the young that did the actual capturing.

It’s sad to see this man, once probably quite capable, grasping at the straws of youth in a futile attempt to roll back the clock.

I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!

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