GROW UP WILL YOU? YOU'RE DISGUSTING!

 THE MAX ALLEN REPORT

Volume #06110120                            June 11, 2023

IT'S JUST A GAME.  GROW UP!

Sports fanatics [not fans] are just a bunch of damn babies!

Jeez, get a life you miserable excuses of manhood.  Painting yourself in bright colours and screaming from the bleachers half naked does not bode well for your mental health.  Jumping up and down on your sofa and screaming at the television is no better.

Okay, it's your favourite team, so good for you.  Okay, you're sure the quarterback fumbled a play, could you have done any better?  Hell no, you couldn't, and all you are is a disgruntled armchair quarterback with some serious immaturity issues.

I've seen you losers for years, not just Americans but fanatics worldwide.  From destroying your own property and that of others to assaulting others you losers really need some sound therapy and perhaps a drug to slow you the hell down.

Click here: https://nypost.com/2023/01/24/cowboys-fans-melt-down-in-viral-videos-after-loss-to-49ers/

Remember this; being a rabid fan screaming and pumping up your blood pressure over a game isn't a sign of maturity.  Quite the opposite, it exposes you for the whining and deluded baby that you are!

I'm Max, and that's the way I see it!