THE MAX ALLEN REPORT
Volume #02070930 February 7, 2023
A NATIONAL
SERVICE ANIMAL REGISTRY
Millions of Americans 'game' the
system with fake service animals.
When you bring in your fake service animal you dilute the legitimacy of the genuine article. We desperately need a national service animal registry to protect the legitimately disabled. What in Hell possesses you to declare your mutt a 'service' or 'comfort' or even 'companion' animal when it is none of the above? Are you so far 'over the top' and 'around the bend' that you can't live without "Poochie" by your side?
A suggestion: Leave your mutt at home and get into therapy. If it's because your dog will tear the house up when you're gone, then consider therapy for your mutt or...
Put it down!
I'm Max, and that's the way I see it!
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