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BENNY THE BULL UPDATE
Benny continues to outsmart his ‘would-be’ captors
Dateline Long Island, New York – Benny escaped his enclosure a day before he was to be slaughtered. He knew what was up, and when the opportunity arose he took it! He continues to elude those who would have him in captivity.
We covered the fact that this sly bull is not shy in any way, and has thus far managed to elude his potential captors. In this, their latest attempt to catch Benny, those intent on his capture brought out a heifer in heat, a seductress if you will, and tethered her in a place that might make her an irresistible lure. Well, Benny cried ‘Bull Sh!t’ on this one and never showed up.
Maybe Benny is celibate.
Click here for more on the latest on Benny the Bull: https://nypost.com/2021/07/22/cow-in-heat-not-enough-to-entice-runaway-bull-on-long-island/
When or if they ever catch Benny, will be sent to a sanctuary where he will live out his days ‘mooing it up’ and doing whatever it is that free animals do.
I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!
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