Saturday, July 10, 2021

**** FAKE MILK **** FAKE MILK **** FAKE MILK ****

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HIGH SILLINESS IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
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Volume 548                                 July 11, 2021

 

MAX ON ‘FAKE’ MILK

Do you really believe its milk?

As I was relaxing at home I saw an ad on TV.  It was an ad for “Oat Milk”.  This brought me to wonder just how far ‘fake milk’ fraud has been taken. Well how about Soy ‘Milk’, Almond ‘Milk’, Oat ‘Milk’ and a host of other pretenders here?

When last I checked, milk came from mammals, animals such as cattle, goats, etc.  I’ve heard of ‘Mother’s Milk’, and that’s cool since women are mammals too.  So where in Hell do these ‘pretenders to be beverage’ come off calling their various vegetable based juices ‘milk’?

This is false advertising and I wonder just how many ignorant young actually believe these to be genuine milk products.  Hey, Millenials!  It’s NOT milk!

This reminds me of a young college grad [so much for a Bachelor’s Degree from a state-run university] swore to me that pork was ‘white meat’.  He’d been so conditioned by the tongue-in-cheek ads put out by the pork producers, “Pork, the other white meat.’ that he believed it to be so.  Well, he and so many like him are out there sucking down their ‘Oat Milk’ and believing it to be dairy.  Yes, they are everything I have come to expect of a public education.

I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!

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