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BENNY THE BULL IS ON THE LOOSE
1,500 pounds of happy hoofing brave bovine
Dateline Mastic, Long Island – Benny the Bull is on the loose, and has authorities ‘cowed’. Police are trying to lasso this ‘beef-on-the-hoof’ escapee. Meanwhile ‘Rescue Group Long Island Orchestrating for Nature’ said that personnel are working with police to capture Benny safely and find him a new home at a sanctuary.
"We are on site looking for the bull and with Jaeger's Run Animal Rescue Inc. which has a tranquilizer gun ready to secure him," they said.
Benny trotted onto the highway shutting it down for a while, but when he spotted the long arm of the law he took off. Police say he escaped his pen by breaking down a fence. Despite his blocking traffic, show of ‘bovine brovado’, and being a little ‘moo-dy’ he’s a pretty nice bull.
Click here: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/07/20/loose-bull-Mastic-Long-Island-New-York/1091626809269/
I love cows, that’s ‘no bull’, and will never be ‘cowed’ into changing my opinion here. I’ve got ‘no beef’ with Benny or any other bovine for that matter.
I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!
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