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SLIPPERY SWINE ‘SOW-CCESSFULLY’ SECURED
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Dateline Barling, Arkansas – Local police had their hands full as they busily sought a hog in hiding. This supercilious swine was on the run. With this Ham on the hoof, a clever ‘hambush’ was needed in order to snag this slippery swine.
When apprehended, the pretentious porker seemed duly ‘sow-prised’ but was a perfectly polite pig and not the slippery swine police had sought.
Now in custody, the pig has
been returned to its owner. If only we
could round up some of the swine in Washington and send them back to their owners, or … there’s
always the meat processing plant.
Nah! Ptomaine can be fatal. And nobody in Washington is worth dying for.
Click the link below: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/05/05/Barling-Police-Department-loose-pig-hamburglar/5551620235580/
I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!
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