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There has much ado about the recent weight loss of North Korean Kim Jong Un. Let’s put them to rest with information from sources unique to Max Allen Media, folks living on the other side of the river from Dandong. Here’s ‘the skinny’ on his recent weight loss and change of appearance.
Dateline Pyongyang, North Korea – Kim is on an exercise and diet programme at the behest of his personal physician, Choi Hi. Kim has been ‘hitting the gym and taking long walks’. He’s also sleeping 9 hours a night and paying much closer attention to what he eats.
In late January or early February of this year his cousin, Kim Li Jun, died from a stroke caused by chronic high blood pressure [or something similar as its tough getting an accurate medical diagnosis even if you’re right there].
Kim and his cousin were very close and both about the same age. They were also about the same size [as far as fat goes] and both led relatively sedentary lifestyles. Cousin Kim died only a few hundred yards from where the North Korean Leader was staying at the time.
Kim says this has been ‘an awakening to the truth of the matter of my future’ and is engaged in a ‘complete change of lifestyle’. He has been going at it since about mid-February when he had a gymnasium furnished in his palace, the Ryong Song Residence.
Sorry guys, but Kim Jong Un is alive and well. In a paraphrase of Mark Twain one could say, “Rumours of his death have been greatly exaggerated.” Put to rest stories that he’s recovering from heart surgery, being rebuilt into a cyborg, or slowly being possessed by lizard-like space aliens who happen to be thin. Kim is, unfortunately for many, alive and well and working to stay that way.
You can follow the link for a lot of speculation, all of which misses the mark but “Hey” it makes for interesting reading: Click here: https://nypost.com/2021/06/09/kim-jong-uns-apparent-weight-loss-sparks-speculation-over-health/
I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!
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