Tuesday, June 22, 2021

A JACKASS MEETS ‘THE BOX OF GIBRALTAR’

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HIGH SILLINESS IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
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Volume 495                                 June 23, 2021
 
 A JACKASS MEETS ‘THE BOX OF GIBRALTAR

A man’s mailbox was ‘too well built’ and now he’s getting sued for it!

Dateline Ohio An Ohio man built an indestructible mailbox and now he’s being sued by the jackass who hit it with his pickup truck!  Matthew Burr, the mailbox owner, sick and tired of people destroying his mailbox, reinforced it against future mishap.

Burr’s new front yard mailbox is made of reinforced steel and mounted on a heavy duty steel post going more than 3 feet into a foundation of solid concrete.  The mailbox, the pipe, and the foundation are all designed to protect his mailbox from being smashed again.

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MAILBOX: 1     CLETUS: 0

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An appeals court is hearing the plea of the culprit/victim who ran his truck into the ‘Box of Gibraltar’.  Cletus Slay was paralyzed after crashing his pickup into the ‘Box of Gibraltar’.  Now, even though it was his truck ramming the other man’s mailbox, he wants reparations.  For what?  The mailbox was so well built that Cletus’ pickup flipped over when it hit, causing Cletus’ paralysis.  Gee, maybe you should keep your truck on the road you jackass!

Click here to read of the idiocy: https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/appeals-court-hears-case-of-man-paralyzed-from-crash-with-reinforced-mailbox/

Burr fortified his mailbox after it having been repeatedly vandalized over the years, including being knocked over, pulled up, having a pumpkin thrown at it, and vehicles of various description clipping it.  Now, while the mailbox’s construction does go against Federal Highway Administration guidelines, IT’S NOT ILLEGAL.

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HEY CLETUS, WRECKLESS DRIVING IS ILLEGAL!

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Gee, we all regret that you couldn’t control your pickup, Cletus.  You should have paid more attention to the icy road conditions in the first place.  Maybe you should take responsibility for your own actions!

I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!

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