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GET A ROOM!
A editorial on public displays of affection
Just what are you people trying to prove? Is it that you’re horniness exceeds your common sense or is it that you’re trying too hard to prove your affection for another?
I took a walk through the park as I often do. As I walked both in and out of the park I couldn’t help but notice a few couples engaged in what thirty years ago would have been deemed salacious and inappropriate behaviour. Okay, so they like each other. So they’re more than likely not married but shacking up. So they just don’t give a damn about others!
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THEY’RE MORE THAN LIKELY SHACKING UP!
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The untoward kissing, grabbing, embracing in lewd poses and making stupid noises doesn’t show me or anyone else that you two are in love. I’ve been married to my sweetheart a long time and my love for her is without match or measure. I’m sure I love her at least as much as a couple of ‘shack job’ Millenials.
My wife and I don’t feel the need to engage in this sort of lascivious behaviour in public because … we know better? We have too much respect for one another and those around us not to put on a circus act! What their grabbing and contortions do show is that they really need to get a room and leave their unwanted indecency behind closed doors where it belongs.
How about in a hot tub at a private gymnasium? I attend my gym with my wife about 6 days a week. We exercise in the swimming pool and work hard at it. We don’t grab at each other, but enjoy one another’s company regardless of the good manners we were both brought up to display when in public. Again, we have far too much respect for each other and those around us to engage in this highly inappropriate and disgusting manner.
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HAPLESS AND IGNORANT WITH NOTHING TO PROVE!
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About 20 feet away in the huge hot tub there’s a millennial couple floating in each other’s arms and in lewd and even lascivious recreations of sexual posture. These two are semi-regulars at the gym and it seems they are doing this only because they either think its acceptable or they are so ignorant of proper decorum and manners they just don’t know that’s it’s unacceptable! Hapless and ignorant, they have nothing to prove unless you’re both so insecure in their relationship that they feel the need to flaunt themselves in pretence of what their warped little minds think it should be. Maybe they are ‘on show’ and think that’s cool.
It’s not cool! Okay? Get a damn room!
I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!
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