Friday, November 4, 2022

DEAR PRESIDENT TRUMP. PLEASE COME ON BY!

 THE MAX ALLEN REPORT

Volume #110422-1501                             November 4, 2022

MISTER PRESIDENT, WE NEED YOU!

Your presence here will be a high honour for us.

Mr. President, the conservative majority in Idaho needs you.  As you've toured the country visiting cities such as Warren, Michigan and Sioux City, Iowa it gives us hope that you can come and see us as well.  Have you considered visiting us here in Garden City, Idaho?  We are a small city tucked into the folds of the Boise border.

We are near Boise, but not 'of' Boise, this because Boise is a defacto 'Sanctuary City' and does not represent the views of conservative Christian Idahoans.  As with any major city in any state, Boise has gone Marxist Blue under a liberal mayor whose politics resemble those of Che Guevara.  What we, the conservatives of Idaho, need is the 'shot in the arm' that your visit would be.

We have a nice little airport and travel through our state is easy and quite scenic as well.  Your presence here would honour us beyond my ability to say.  I know that I speak for many Idahoans when I says, "C'mon down and talk to us here in the beautiful Gem State."

Mr. President, you are loved.  Know that no matter how other states might flip-flop or fluctuate and no matter how wishy-washy 'go with the flow' our own governor is, the people are not like that at all.  We are loyal to you, and we love you.

Please see us.  I'm Max, and that's the way I see it!

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