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SOCIAL JUSTICE SYRUP
So how about this … We know that the social justice warriors behind Aunt Jemima baking products had to come up with a more ‘woke’ name. They had to come up with something that didn’t offend a few thin-skinned people [or so they thought].
Well here we go, they’ve changed the name from Aunt Jemima to [you’re gonna love this] to Pearl Milling Company. Pearl Milling? What’re you milling? I don’t understand. Do you mill … do you mill syrup? Do you mill pancake mix? I, I guess not.
And they’re getting hit right, left, and centre by people like me; Americans. And who are saying, “Look. Go to Log Cabin. Go to Mrs. Butterworth and just to hell with them [the makers of Pearl Milling Company] let them rot. Let ‘em rot in the hole that they’ve made”.
It sounds like a rock quarry. Ya know, I mean think about it. Pearl Milling Company sounds like a place where Fred Flintstone works on the nose of a dinosaur. C’mon guys! Social justice warrior … my ass!
I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!
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