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[Big Band Music plays in the background] Boy, here’s one for the books: Tessica Brown: That’s that woman in Louisiana who used Gorilla Glue to style her hair. Hah, what a moron! It gets better! It’s more a reflection on America than just this idiot.
I’m reading from an article by Jesse O’Neill of the New York Post: Apparently this Louisiana woman sprayed Gorilla Glue on her hair so it would hold and not get messed up. [Oh, My Lord … no!] This is not a ‘Black Thing’. This is an ‘Idiot Thing’.
Well now it appears she’s hired an attorney and she wants to sue Gorilla Glue [Max chuckling in the background] It’s because … you’re gonna love this okay? Nowhere on the label does it say, “Don’t put it in your hair.” [Oh, God help us.] The label on the product says, “Don’t get it in your eyes, on your skin, or your clothes.” But it doesn’t say, “Don’t get it on your hair.”
Good Lord, if this even makes it to court it’s yet another indictment of the stupidity and the litigiousness of our people. [Oh, somebody help me.] [Max laughs, chuckles, and lets out a sigh]
I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!
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