Sunday, February 14, 2021

SUCH A BUNCH OF BOLOGNA! WHY?

 

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HIGH SILLINESS IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
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Volume 157                                 February 14, 2021
 

OUR BORDER PRIORITIES ARE MESSED UP

Well here’s an interesting story for ya.  It appears that nearly 200 pounds of contraband bologna have been seized at the New Mexican border.  We’re looking for heroin.  We’re looking for phentanil.  We’re looking for crystal meth.  We’re looking for marijuana.

Now we’re looking for bologna.  Yah.  The border agents caught a vehicle carrying 190 pounds of contraband Mexican bologna.  They stopped this SUV as they sometimes do because the driver was suspicious.  And they searched through it [the SUV] and they found 22 big red bolognas in the trunk.  They found a few more hidden in the guy’s luggage.

Now, understand, this is so funny.  Bologna is a prohibited product because it is made from pork.  It has the potential for introducing foreign animal diseases to the U.S. pork industry.” [A quote from the Border Patrol folks].  Alright now, stop.  Think a minute.  Unless you’re going to feed these sausages to pigs how in the hell can any diseases from the sausages get into the pork in America?  This makes ‘zero’ sense.

Well, the fined the guy $500 and they destroyed the sausage.  Bologna for God’s sake, alright think about it; it’s already been processed.  It’s shoved into tubes.  It’s bologna!  It’s not going to be fed to pigs.  It’s not like he brought pigs in the trunk of his car.  This is one of many cases where stupidity reigns.

When our border patrol people are tied up looking for contraband bologna it takes them away from looking for contraband illegal aliens, drugs, and all sorts of bad things.  That is so crazy!

I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!

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