LATEST GAFFE! BIDEN SAYS HE HAS CANCER! NAH!

 THE MAX ALLEN REPORT

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Volume #07212022-1440                              July 21, 2022

JOE BIDEN HAS CANCER?

WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY!

Lyin’ Joe, our ‘Weekend at bernie’s’ president is at it again.  You know, it seems he can hardly open his mouth for fear of putting his foot in it.  The lies and ‘misrepresentations’ as the White House would call them, have become as common as rain in a thunderstorm.  When will it end?  When will he end?  Biden was speaking to a typically small crowd, half of which was dozing off, on one of his pet subjects ‘Global Warming’.  It was during this word salad when he casually remarked that he has Cancer.  Lyin’ Joe was looking for a way to open the eyes of those dozing and shock into consciousness those who had slipped into a coma.  Oh my God!  Biden has Cancer!  Oh no!

It was then that the idea dawned on him, “How can I relate personally to the evils of oil production, something I am adamantly opposed to or so I’m told by my handlers?”  So, off he went into another of his loosely composed and badly told fairy tales of days gone by.

Click here: https://nypost.com/2022/07/20/joe-biden-says-he-has-cancer-in-possible-gaffe/

Joe opined, “That’s why I and so damn many other people I grew up with have cancer and why for the longest time Delaware had the highest cancer rate in the nation,”  This was yet another of many easily debunked fabrications of this doddering old man still wearing the marionette strings of his former master, Barack Obama.

Fact: Delaware never led the nation in cancer rates of any kind.  This is easily checked by a cursory search of public health records but hey, who am I to call President Joseph Biden a liar?  Who am I to use truth and fact to denounce what he has said as false?  For that matter, who are we to NOT believe every spittle of propaganda that drips from his lips?

Joe Biden says he ‘has’ cancer thanks to oil industry — but the White House, scrambling to better spin his lies, points to a minor skin cancer years ago.  Skin Cancer is a common condition, especially among the elderly who failed to take adequate measures to avoid sunburn in their youth.  No, he says he ‘has’ cancer and that has forced the White House press office to jump into the fray of a Biden lie and quickly clarify that he was referring to skin cancer treatment that he had before taking office last year.

White House spokesman Andrew Bates referred to a tweet from Washington Post columnist Glenn Kessler, who noted that Biden had “non-melanoma skin cancers” removed before he took office.  His non-melanoma skin cancers amount to nothing more than a petty annoyance that one has taken off usually by ED&C procedure which is an outpatient issue.  That means he has them removed while sitting in a chair and is home in time for his nap.

Keep in mind, He said ‘I have cancer’ in the present tense.  For God’s sake, how can the White House or anyone for that matter explain this one away?  Anarchist author Michael Malice joked, “Don’t worry about Joe Biden having Cancer; he is married to a doctor.” – referring to his wife’s honorific and somewhat scandalous “Dr.” to note her ‘correspondence school’ Doctorate in Education.

Oh what a tangled web we weave.  I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!