THE MAX ALLEN REPORT
SIMIAN ASSAULTS CONTINUE UNABATED
The Simian Black Plague continues to spread
It was at the
The as yet unidentified jungle-bred gunman was wearing a peach-colored hooded sweatshirt when he walked up to his victims in broad daylight at around last Friday. The link above will take you to chilling footage of a creature without a soul opening fire on an unarmed troop of his own kind.
I spoke with long-time police
officer Alec Longren [recently retired] who used to work the
As there are no deaths in this case we can only assume this to be the norm for monkey-marksmanship. Obviously this punk hasn't spent any time on the range honing his shooting skills. No, he left that to the streets.
As the NYPD continues to haemorrhage officers good and bad, their numbers continue to shrink. "Nobody in his right mind wants to be a cop in the Bronx." says Officer McElhaney of the 101st Precinct. He continues, "What we need is what we don't have and will never get." What's needed are District Attorneys [prosecuting attorneys] with the clangers to prosecute these crimes for what they are. We need colour-blind juries and courtrooms where these creeps can be tried fairly and sentenced harshly. What in Hell is wrong with Corporal Punishment? How about a good, sound caning as is done in other countries? No better deterrent exists.
How about lengthy 'harsh conditions' incarceration accompanied by regular beatings, or canings, to keep these animals in mind that actions have consequences.
I'm max, and that's the way I see it!