Monday, April 5, 2021

A WILD TURKEY TRASHED A WOMAN'S APARTMENT

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HIGH SILLINESS IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
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Volume 282                                 April 6, 2021
 

WILD TURKEY TRASHES APARTMENT

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Dateline – Erie County, New York:  A woman heard a crash in her 2nd floor apartment and, much to her surprise, that crash was the sound of a wild turkey crashing through her kitchen window.  The large bird smashed through the glass and began to ransack her apartment, apparently scared out of its wits.  One can only imagine how scared the woman was.

Well, she called the Department of Environmental Conservation (DEC) which dispatched two officers to the scene.  It took some wrangling but the bird, unhurt and afraid, was subdued and returned to the wild.  Hmmm. “He who crashes windows and is taken away might live to crash through windows another day.”  Of course, I could be wrong.

Click the link for more: 

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/04/01/turkey-window-Erie-County-New-York-DEC/9751617294156/

I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!

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