Saturday, April 24, 2021

LOOSE LEMUR LEAVES LOCAL LAW LAGGING!

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HIGH SILLINESS IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
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Volume 329                                 April 25, 2021
 

LOOSE LEMUR ELUDES LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT

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Dateline Davie City, Florida – “Louie the Lemur” is ‘on the lamb’ and still eludes local law enforcement.  Cops nabbed his partner, but he’s still somewhere out there … a lemur on the loose.  It started out as parallel lemurs on the loose, but now it’s down to one see.

They lemurs were first spotted this last Thursday”, police said.  It looks like lookouts for the law have yet to determine where these illicit layabout lemurs came from, so they’re asking someone out there to snitch on the lemurs or their owners.  In Florida ya gotta have a permit to keep these guys in your house, so it’s possible we are dealing with two illegal lemurs leading local law on a loop-de-loop chase.

Click the link for more:  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/04/23/Davie-Florida-police-loose-lemurs-Southwest-Ranches/6361619207386/

The unlucky lemur who was nabbed is currently being held behind bars while the investigation proceeds.  Hmm, maybe his pal will slip in and bust him out.  Could be!

I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!

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