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BOVINE BLOCKS BOULEVARD
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Dateline Dunwoody, Georgia – It seems a rather courageous cow clippity clopped herself down a busy street in the city of Dunwoody, Georgia. “Bossy” was in the ‘mood’ to live up to her name as she ‘bullied’ her way, blocking traffic both ways. She apparently leapt from her trailer while being transported.
Bossy made a lot of ‘hay’ as, according to police, three lanes of traffic had to shut down as Law Enforcement managed to Lariat the ‘happy heifer’. In a release police said, "Chasing people is a norm for officers. However, chasing cows on the interstate... not so much." the department said in a release.
In yet another ‘animals gone wild’ story we have ‘cut to the meat’ of the subject. Not one to ‘mince’ words we took this story ‘by the horns’. We’ve made the right ‘moove’ in handling this story, a small but fun little ‘tail’ of a browsing bovine and her brief but entertaining adventure.
Rather than ‘milk’ this story any further, especially with our credibility at ‘steak’, we can report that Dunwoody Police were dispatched to Corral the Courageous Cow and, unimpressed with her Bovine Bravado, they managed to get her back into a trailer and on her way.
Just click the link below for video footage and the full story …
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/04/05/Dunwoody-Georgia-cow-loose-highway-police/2701617647953/
I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!
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